Saturday, April 6, 2013

SPOTTED, SWATTED AND PARTY ROTTED

 If you can't get into Le Bain, don't be ashamed. You aren't lame! You can still find champagne that's off the chain.

Head to Provac, there’s plenty there in stock. Forget the table talk, the guys want to see you walk, so don't be surprised when they gawk. They might try to stalk, but push through the flock and grab the champagne and shake your ass to Lil Wayne like you're going insane.

It might be a cliche to be in the cafe, but you better pray that everyone will stay, cause if they stray then you will become the ultimate prey.

The only time you end up in the club is when there is some serious DJ love. You will be pushed and shoved, and have forgotten your boxing gloves. These girls aren't delicate doves. So hurry my love and get up above! Pretend to be one of them and act like a gem. They'll never know the truth, so get up in the DJ booth, unless you want to lose a tooth.

It’s in your faith to stop by Number 8. It might not be great, cause you’ll definitely have to wait. But don’t hate cause your bottles of Dom Perignon will come out in a golden crate. Listen don't overrate, we didn't promise you'd find your soul mate...This isn't a date.
   
~ xoxo GG & SC

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