2. You might feel fly when you’re on a sugar high, but don’t feel abash when you come down on your first sugar crash
3. When you see cellulite accumulating on your ass, you’re on the fast track to getting fat. Note do not apply cellulite cream, you’re not trying to be lean, so don’t pretend you’re not a sugar queen
4. Don’t cheat by eating only meat. Remember protein will be you’re biggest defeat
5. If you can’t eat yeast, eat a sugar feast by baking yourself this treat… Put Matza on a sheet, add caramel, chocolate, and some heat… and Bon Appetit
6. If you feel the urge to purge, hold it in and binge. Remember you are a winner, not trying to get thinner
7. Being active is not attractive. So instead of going to the gym and trying to get slim, munch on some Crunch, that will satisfy you for lunch
8. If you like to party then be a Smartie… Get fly, don’t be shy, go get that guy and eat yourself a piece of pie
9. Boohoo, don’t be a whore, even if your stomach is getting sore, just go to the candy store and stock up on some more… Remember a sugar lover is never a bore in all her galore
10. Gurl… don’t hurl. Just get on your sugar swirl. Your life will be a delight, you will have the gift of cellulite and then you will finally see the light
Follow these steps and we promise you will look your very best ~ xoxo GG & SC
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